“From a smoke and pet-free home”
I hereby declare this Vintage Vision Street Wear trenchcoat to be my official pick for Ebay skateboard find of the millennium. Ordinarily I’d quietly bid on this and spend the rest of the summer lurking in alleyways and smoking cigarettes and occasionally pursuing my own brand of violent vigilantism, but it’s size small, and therefore incompatible with my muscular physique. Carbonite, you have kids, imagine how tough this would look walking into a first or second-grade classroom Sept. 2. For real, $19 is a bargain!