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so does this mean scarves will soon be replacing the tie dye and flannels of the skate world as hottest new thing to jump on…or maybe just a new accessory to add to it. Or better yet, a reversable flannel/tie dye scarf suitable for all occasions.
I think we all forget that gravis is owned by snow-corp burton, making this perfectly normal as far as the sno-bro advertising template is concerned.
As far as I know, Burton takes care of very little advertising inhouse, therefore the agency who put this together has no connection with the skateboarder, or the brand.
When I saw this ad in the magazine, my first thought was, “Who’s this chick?”
As far as ads go, there are some skaters who through their charisma and/or talent can get away with just a portrait. I don’t think Dylan Reider is there just yet.
The one that springs to my mind is the Salman Agah Independent ad.
Most of the Pro Chicks (see: Elissa Steamer) wish they were as pretty as that little shower menace. Maybe you guys will hate on him enough to make him a new Shecks.
I like how with the exception of the Antuwan post, this post has the most amount of comments on it even though it’s just a scan of an ad with 5 words (including the title).
Anyway, if you get notices on any of these comments and are reading these, I’d like to interview you for YouWillSoon sort of like when I interviewed Police Informer.
Unfortunately, here’s how this will play out. He’s about to get a whirlwind of pussy which will elevate his status with his homies, fans and idiots. This will lead to a whirlwind of imitators and will soon be the new style. You cant stop it. Start growin your shit out now.
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boil the ocean 
January 5, 2009 at 10:00 pm |
Yeah I noticed…some Lindsay Lohan lookin’ type shit.
January 5, 2009 at 11:29 pm |
you thought it was a chick didn’t you? i did at first.
January 6, 2009 at 12:58 am |
i jerked off to this photo no joke
January 6, 2009 at 2:07 am |
I prefer this one to the one where he is just sucking down a cigarette.
January 6, 2009 at 2:13 am |
would!
January 6, 2009 at 5:43 am |
OMG he’s like soooo brooding and mysterious.
Right about now I’m thinking that little kid Osiris/Birdhouse Dylan Rieder wasn’t such a terrible look.
January 6, 2009 at 11:13 am |
so does this mean scarves will soon be replacing the tie dye and flannels of the skate world as hottest new thing to jump on…or maybe just a new accessory to add to it. Or better yet, a reversable flannel/tie dye scarf suitable for all occasions.
January 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm |
I think we all forget that gravis is owned by snow-corp burton, making this perfectly normal as far as the sno-bro advertising template is concerned.
As far as I know, Burton takes care of very little advertising inhouse, therefore the agency who put this together has no connection with the skateboarder, or the brand.
Weak ace for sure.
January 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm |
he looks so faggy…yet…i can’t…stop looking into his eyes…oh no! what’s happening to me! my peepee is tingling!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
January 6, 2009 at 10:02 pm |
Yo what the fuck is this? I thought this was some chick. Get a haircut. He looks just like Kirsten Stewart.
January 6, 2009 at 11:42 pm |
PedoTastic !
January 7, 2009 at 10:59 am |
When I saw this ad in the magazine, my first thought was, “Who’s this chick?”
As far as ads go, there are some skaters who through their charisma and/or talent can get away with just a portrait. I don’t think Dylan Reider is there just yet.
The one that springs to my mind is the Salman Agah Independent ad.
January 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm |
To be fair, Rikku Markka, the bedroom eyes are part of a six-page spread that includes a pretty ginormous switch ollie and fakie 360 flip.
January 7, 2009 at 6:17 pm |
Most of the Pro Chicks (see: Elissa Steamer) wish they were as pretty as that little shower menace. Maybe you guys will hate on him enough to make him a new Shecks.
January 8, 2009 at 2:32 am |
seriously.
January 8, 2009 at 4:27 am |
I like how with the exception of the Antuwan post, this post has the most amount of comments on it even though it’s just a scan of an ad with 5 words (including the title).
Anyway, if you get notices on any of these comments and are reading these, I’d like to interview you for YouWillSoon sort of like when I interviewed Police Informer.
If you’re interested hit me up.
January 8, 2009 at 6:07 am |
Unfortunately, here’s how this will play out. He’s about to get a whirlwind of pussy which will elevate his status with his homies, fans and idiots. This will lead to a whirlwind of imitators and will soon be the new style. You cant stop it. Start growin your shit out now.
January 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm |
Yeah, I thought he was a chick at first too.
May 4, 2009 at 12:33 pm |
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