This Space For Rent


Perhaps explaining the lack of a Thrasher-sanctioned live webcam at last month’s Wallenberg hurl-a-thon, the publication most likely to be mistaken for Tattoo Magazine has apparently devoted this quarter’s technology budget to a true internet innovation: a zoomable, clickable, labeled guide to Antwuan Dixon’s body of work. On a scale of one to ten in don’t-give-a-fuckness, kindly rank the following:

-face tattoos
-curse-word face tattoos
-misspelled face tattoos
-tattoos that misspell your own name
-Andy Roy
-Rick Ross’s tattoo of Richard Pryor and Abraham Lincoln “pimping” the Statue of Liberty
the “Porcupine Racetrack” skit

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11 Responses to “This Space For Rent”

  1. lucien Says:

    Rick Ross Lincoln-Pryor Liberty tattoo=10
    Misspelled face tattoos=9
    Tattoos that misspell your own name=8
    Curse-word face tattoos=7
    Face tattoos=5
    Porcupine Racetrack=5
    Andy Roy=2 (He gives too much of a fuck with his beat-down lists and dumb shit)

  2. Lt. Capt. Obviou Says:

    1 to 10, 10 being the most in don’t-give-a-fuckness:

    1.) Rick Ross’s tattoo of Richard Pryor and Abraham Lincoln “pimping” the Statue of Liberty

    5.) tattoos that misspell your own name

    6.) face tattoos

    7.) curse-word face tattoos

    8.) misspelled face tattoos
    —8.a misspelled, curse-word face tattoos [addendum]

    9.) Porcupine Racetrack

    10.) Andy Roy

  3. lucien Says:

    Well, we may not agree about Andy Roy or how to punctuate a scale, but at least we can agree that curse-word face tattoos are a seven on the ten-point scale of don’t-give-a-fuckness.

  4. Bryan Says:

    Porcupine Racetrack is number one. Thomas gives not a fuck.

  5. Captain planet Says:

    I have a new meter. Its called:

    1 to 10. Ten being you whole heartedly fucked up and will never find work again.

    Antwuans at about a 9.5

  6. Andrew Says:

    I doubt he will live long enough to regret that.

  7. Old School Sammy Says:

    Go to the Thrasher website and view the comments if you enjoy the old “racist versus ingorant” email battle going on surrounding this waste of space pictorial.

    I’d rather watch him skate than argue over how retarded his tatts, because they are obviously 99.9% retarded.

  8. Watson Says:

    I think more trashy than every tattoo from head to toe is the eyebrow piercing.

    That’s a universal sign of trash.

  9. felix Says:

    I care more about The State coming out on DVD with Porcupine Racetrack than all that other garbage.

  10. FYIS Says:

    Just a heads up for all the suburb guys. Those tattos are spelt the way they are on purpose due to his and his kins affiliation with a specific group.

  11. Boom Shaka Laka Says:

    What? The illiterate group?

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