Perhaps explaining the lack of a Thrasher-sanctioned live webcam at last month’s Wallenberg hurl-a-thon, the publication most likely to be mistaken for Tattoo Magazine has apparently devoted this quarter’s technology budget to a true internet innovation: a zoomable, clickable, labeled guide to Antwuan Dixon’s body of work. On a scale of one to ten in don’t-give-a-fuckness, kindly rank the following:
-face tattoos
-curse-word face tattoos
-misspelled face tattoos
-tattoos that misspell your own name
-Andy Roy
-Rick Ross’s tattoo of Richard Pryor and Abraham Lincoln “pimping” the Statue of Liberty
–the “Porcupine Racetrack” skit
Tags: Antwuan Dixon, cocaine, Deathwish, Freeway Ricky Ross, jail, Michael Ian Black, MTV in the 90s, porcupines again, swear jar, tattoos, the State, Thrasher, Tweetering, web 3.0
boil the ocean 
July 3, 2009 at 1:27 pm |
Rick Ross Lincoln-Pryor Liberty tattoo=10
Misspelled face tattoos=9
Tattoos that misspell your own name=8
Curse-word face tattoos=7
Face tattoos=5
Porcupine Racetrack=5
Andy Roy=2 (He gives too much of a fuck with his beat-down lists and dumb shit)
July 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm |
1 to 10, 10 being the most in don’t-give-a-fuckness:
1.) Rick Ross’s tattoo of Richard Pryor and Abraham Lincoln “pimping” the Statue of Liberty
5.) tattoos that misspell your own name
6.) face tattoos
7.) curse-word face tattoos
8.) misspelled face tattoos
—8.a misspelled, curse-word face tattoos [addendum]
9.) Porcupine Racetrack
10.) Andy Roy
July 3, 2009 at 4:25 pm |
Well, we may not agree about Andy Roy or how to punctuate a scale, but at least we can agree that curse-word face tattoos are a seven on the ten-point scale of don’t-give-a-fuckness.
July 3, 2009 at 5:00 pm |
Porcupine Racetrack is number one. Thomas gives not a fuck.
July 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm |
I have a new meter. Its called:
“how-bad-are-you-gonna-regret-that-shit-a-meter”
1 to 10. Ten being you whole heartedly fucked up and will never find work again.
Antwuans at about a 9.5
July 4, 2009 at 1:46 am |
I doubt he will live long enough to regret that.
July 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm |
Go to the Thrasher website and view the comments if you enjoy the old “racist versus ingorant” email battle going on surrounding this waste of space pictorial.
I’d rather watch him skate than argue over how retarded his tatts, because they are obviously 99.9% retarded.
July 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm |
I think more trashy than every tattoo from head to toe is the eyebrow piercing.
That’s a universal sign of trash.
July 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm |
I care more about The State coming out on DVD with Porcupine Racetrack than all that other garbage.
July 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm |
Just a heads up for all the suburb guys. Those tattos are spelt the way they are on purpose due to his and his kins affiliation with a specific group.
July 29, 2009 at 12:32 am |
What? The illiterate group?