Boil the Ocean Owes The Following Parties An Apology

Austyn Gillette
His recent “day in the life” feature was deemed kind of bland on this blog-spot, skate tricks notwithstanding, but in recent weeks his take on jazzing up oatmeal with peanut butter, bananas and cinnamon began to resonate with me personally and ultimately took the oatmeal business to a whole different level around here. So obviously this clip “stuck” with me* more than initially reported, and for that, we regret the oversight.

Jereme Rogers
Having a grudging tolerance/general boredom with Twitter, it was probably almost for sure fate when I randomly checked JR’s twit-feed the other day and saw him hinting among the most recent postings at competing in the upcoming Maloof event in New York… but at the time it was simply too difficult to bring myself to care, and I moved on, perhaps thinking back to a previous posting that speculated Rogers’ comeback would take something more like three years (as opposed to less than one). Jereme Rogers, now a well-known internet music artist, is maybe feeling a little bit of peer pressure to up the ante and buy some more cars since that Aston Martin is looking a little bit Marge-Simpson-Chanel-suit. And if there’s a growth industry out there right now, it’s definitely selling music, but a backup plan can never hurt. Whatever the case he felt the need to up his own personal Buzz Factor with the recent proclamation that “Rogers Back” so probably I (and by proxy, you) should just roll with it.

People in the theater when Antwuan Dixon went to the movies the other day
Because a lot of them were probably quiet buttondown family types who were hoping to settle back in their stadium seats after a long day in the rat race and watch Freddy Krueger mutilate children in peace. I don’t believe Antwuan Dixon’s blustering review and see real fear in his eyes as he talks about this movie, which sounds really scary.

People who look at this blog
The longsuffering gentle reader of this web-page probably deserves more regular apologies, but time (and inclination honestly) has been thin lately and the drudgeries of daily life are pretty dire. Reality rap, this may or may not change going forward.

My skateboard
We haven’t spent nearly enough time together..

*heh hah?

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10 Responses to “Boil the Ocean Owes The Following Parties An Apology”

  1. mdspb Says:

    “that Aston Martin is looking a little bit Marge-Simpson-Chanel-suit”

    priceless. thank you for ruling at life.

  2. isaac Says:

    Agreed, nice one! Gillette kills it, great tricks and a good style.

  3. - Says:

    gillette sucks but his dietary considerations are worth looking into. it would seem that piling bananas, almonds, and “joe” on top of one another, one would literally end up “shitting a lot,” which would in turn make u potentially lighter on the skateboard.

  4. Watson Says:

    Taking back what you said about Austyn’s day in the life? Has Kettle Black’s twitification of your post gotten to you? (I wonder if anyone has used the word “twitification” before?)

    If I bought a movie ticket then saw someone as fucking obnoxious as Antwuan walk in, I’d turn around and ask for my money back and leave.

  5. Clug Says:

    Ahhhhh nice end to the week.

  6. huckleberryhart Says:

    agreed on the breakfast o’ gillette. Solid stuff.

  7. Ben Says:

    thats Marge-Simpson referance was like kickflipping El Toro first try!

  8. Smackie McDouche Says:

    Yes—we who read your narrow-minded and asinine ramblings deserve a HUGE apology—I am going to make sure this is my last trip here, thanks to you being a cock monger of the highest order….

  9. ?? Says:

    no shane oneill or rogers commentary?

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