Call For Redemptions


A plea to all ya’ll crate-digging magazine combers now roving the internet: If anybody can come up with a scan of “101 Cheap & Cheesy Ways To Keep Your Friends Off Your Ramp,” the elementary school kid behind this jaded and rapidly decaying blog-site would be super grateful. This would’ve been around 1990 and I think in Thrasher, but maybe TWS. At the time, it seemed hilarious: “God told me to tell you no.”


6 Responses to “Call For Redemptions”

  1. Rocuronium Says:

    If unfindable maybe you can crowdsource your own version.

    #1 is undoubtedly a sign that reads: “please contribute $5 to the new masonite fund”

  2. Rudy Says:

    Damn, I’m old too and don’t even remember this. As a mini-ramp owner I’d be glad to take a gander at it as well…

  3. Justin Says:

    I’ll see what I can do. I totally remember the article. I don’t think it’s gonna bump the Josh Kasper post I have planned for tomorrow, but you never know.

  4. pedantic fool Says:

    you + all = y’all (not “ya’ll,” which looks super gross to this texan).

  5. Justin Says:

    Found it. Email me at vertisdead at gmail dot com and I’ll send the scan.

    2. “Do you have a note from your parents?” (This is especially effective with people over 18.)

  6. Rocuronium Says:

    post it already!

    I’m gonna guess #3: Full pads and helmet required sign

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