It is one week into 2012. See if you can pick the fake headline:
[ ] Andy Roy Attempts To Choke Out DMX Live Onstage
[ ] Jereme Rogers Arrested Following Nude, PCP-Fueled Hotel Rampage
[ ] Brian Wenning Quits Selfish Skateboards Via Jereme Rogers Diss Track
[ ] All of the above/gonna be a long year
Tags: Andy Roy, angel dust, bowfishing, Brian Wenning, dipped cigarettes, Earl Simmons, embalming fluid, J Casanova, Leak Brothers, New Jersey, Selfish Skateboards, sherm, Spider, Wayne Brady, wet, X Gonna Give It To Ya, yellow envelopes
boil the ocean 
January 8, 2012 at 2:02 pm |
Pretty sure that doesn’t count as a choke-out. Looks more like the Snuggle-Bandit was going in for a hug. Or worse.
January 10, 2012 at 7:31 pm |
Sounds more like an amazing year than a “long year.”