Just as the nation giggles when a souffle collapses on a profane, ruddy-faced television chef, or when a ballet dancer stumbles and stubs her toe after an ovation-commanding routine, or a world-class chainsaw juggler accidentally slices his thumb off while buttering toast, we mark those moments when we are reminded that the enchanted feet that push through the piles of dollars cluttering the pro/am/flow universe are human as we are. This can manifest itself in any number of ways, including public intoxication tickets, sitting in traffic and woeful tax evasion charges. In the amateur-theme Transworld issue, knit cap devotee Trevor Colden offers a charming anecdote that humanizes one-store backside heelflips:
So tell me how you passed your permit test.
How I passed my permit test [laughs]? Well, the first time I tried to take it, I got 10 wrong. The second time, I called Bama–the Zero TM–there’s these little cubby-type deals, and I was just on my phone reading him all the multiple choice questions, and he’d just tell me which one he thought was right. He got eight wrong [laughs]. The third time I tried to take it, I took a photo of all the questions and sent it to Ian Berry because he said it would be 10 times easier for him to look at it like that, and then he would text me back all the answers. And he got eight wrong [laughs].
You took it four times [laughs]?
Fourth time is a charm. I went there and passed it.
All on your own or what?
No, I took a book with me [laughs].
Tags: Bama, camera phone, cars, cheating, drive, Emerica, erratic driving, Golden Tee, mobile phone, motor vehicles, Motorhome, Trevor Colden, TWS, Zero
boil the ocean 
May 25, 2012 at 4:57 pm |
Talk about lax security. As if Southern California doesn’t have enough drivers and terrible ones at that…