Posts Tagged ‘X Gonna Give It To Ya’

This Weekend Boil The Ocean Blog Offers A Qualitative Analysis Of Furby’s Deathwish Video Part

May 11, 2013


“As I look up at the sky, my mind starts tripping, a tear drops my eye.”


“Pumping on my chest and I’m screaming, I stop breathing, damn I see demons.”


“I think it’s too late for praying, hold up.”


“A voice spoke to me and it slowly started saying, ‘Bring your lifestyle to me, I’ll make it better.'”


“So relax your soul, let me take control. Close your eyes my son.”


“I’m fresh up out my coma.”


“I get fronted some keys to get back on my feet.”


“I bought my Momma a Benz, and bought my boo boo a Jag, and now I’m rolling in a nine trizzay El Dorad.”


“Cuz when you start set tripping, that ass is mine.”


“Shackled from head to toe, twenty-five with an izzel, with nowhere to gizzo.”


“Red jumpsuit with two braids in my hair.”


“Cuz you can’t tell what’s next. My little homey baby boo took a pencil in his neck, and he probably won’t make it to see twenty-two. I put that on my Momma.”

Roll Out The Barrel

January 7, 2012

It is one week into 2012. See if you can pick the fake headline:

[ ] Andy Roy Attempts To Choke Out DMX Live Onstage

[ ] Jereme Rogers Arrested Following Nude, PCP-Fueled Hotel Rampage

[ ] Brian Wenning Quits Selfish Skateboards Via Jereme Rogers Diss Track

[ ] All of the above/gonna be a long year